- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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