- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

whats the stage after cancer? you die

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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