How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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