Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Obama = ebola

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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salad days!

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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