- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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