- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Chinese man fails a math test

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't