- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

The chickens have become self-aware!

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

i'm hard

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

13 =B you just learned something

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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