- Anti Joke

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.