Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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