- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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