What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

thumb_up thumb_down +4

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Weaner

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

thumb_up thumb_down +4

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

richard is fag

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops