Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Albino African Americans

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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