What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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