- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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