- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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