- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

how man

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Boner

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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