- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

my penis

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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