- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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