Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Obama = ebola

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

speak now or forever hold your pee

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Phew... it's gone.

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Anti Joke

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