what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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