- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Yellow People !!

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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