- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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