A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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