- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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