- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

school homewrok

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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