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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

an american walks out of a strip club.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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