- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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