- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

You idiot.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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