A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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