- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama lin Baden.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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