why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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