What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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