- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Good job, son.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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