Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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