Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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