Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

an american walks out of a strip club.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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