A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Denard Robinson

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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