- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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