- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

XD Jackass.

womens rights

Why are they the "living" daylights?

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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