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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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