A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A miserable man committed suicide.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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