- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

a black man pays his child support

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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