knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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