- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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