- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

your face

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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