Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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haha

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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