Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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WNBA

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Yes

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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