What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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