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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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