Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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