- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You idiot.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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