How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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one stop shop

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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