- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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