what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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