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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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