Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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