whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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