What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Women's rights

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Refridgerator.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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