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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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