one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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