Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Chuck Norris.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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