- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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