- Anti Joke

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.