- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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