What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Apple juice.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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