what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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