- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

guess what? bannanas

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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