Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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