- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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