what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Gustavo Andrade

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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