why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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