- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

The child was fired from his job.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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