- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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