In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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