Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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GOODBYE

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pudding

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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This isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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