- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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