- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Jack Stevens

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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