- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

bite me

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

i'm hard

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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