batman farted so hes retarded

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Where's my baby??

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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