How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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quantum physics?

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Anti Joke

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