A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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