Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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