Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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