A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Dwarf Shortage

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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