- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

He--Hey guys

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??