Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than this That :(

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

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