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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A cat playing laser tag.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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