why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Rylan Clark

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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