What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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