When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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