why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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