Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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