Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Yellow People !!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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