What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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