What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Yellow People !!

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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