- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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