What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

deez nuts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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