why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Anti Joke

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