- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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