How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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