Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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