Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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What's blue? The sky.

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Hi.

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Cripples are lame.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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