- Anti Joke

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.