what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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