What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

where's mom I killed her

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

batman farted so hes retarded

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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