- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Hello

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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