i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats two plus two Four!

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cory is gay

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Anti Joke

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