- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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