Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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