- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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