- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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