- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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