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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Ehh

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Error 37.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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