- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Women's rights.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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