A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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