how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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