your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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