How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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