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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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