- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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