what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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