- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Guess what? I like trains.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

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