- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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