why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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