A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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