- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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