What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Knock knock... Home invasion

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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