A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Gustavo Andrade

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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