- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Obama = ebola

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yellow People !!

Go away still nothing to see

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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