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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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