Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Once upon a time a was born

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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A lot eh?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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