What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Penis

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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the lemon was sweet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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