- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

You know whats annoying? Steve

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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