- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock Knock Who's there

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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