- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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