Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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