- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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