- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Cripples are lame.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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