- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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