- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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