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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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