- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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