- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Well this is pointless.....

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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