What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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