Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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