- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blind man walks into a library.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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